Postautor: Szakalik » 21 sty 2005, 00:36
A moze po anglikansku :
1,2,3 wpadly w dziure czasowa zatem zaczniemy od nuemru 4:
4. Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small
minds discuss people.
5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the
privilege.
6. Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
8.War doesn't determine who's right but who's left.
10. Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially
dead.
11. If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
12. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges,
but eventually you find a hairstyle you like.
13. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
14. When you get upset, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown, and
only 4 to extend your middle finger.
15. If it's 0 degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold will it be?
16. Ever wonder if the light goes out when you close the fridge door?
17. Treat each day as your last, one day you will be right.
18. Do not disturb. Already disturbed!
19. I don't believe in superstition - it brings bad luck.
20. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
21. When you drive you are putting your life in your foot's hand.
22. You can't scare me - I'm a school bus driver.
23. As I said before, I never repeat myself.
24. If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
25. Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the
present tense.
26. I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
27. The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you
lost all your money.
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